In Vitro Fertilization in a 45 year old healthy woman?

I would like to know my chances of becoming pregnant through In Vitro at the age of fourty five .I have had 3 children in the 1980’s in the natural way. I had my tubes tied in 1986 after the birth of my third child .I had three pregnancies and three healthy babies .no miscarriages ever .I don’t smoke or drink and I am perfecly healthy .
My cycles are regular and last for 5 days .My husband and I are yearning to have a child together .

I’m an 18 year old woman and I know I don’t want kids. Is that so wrong?

I’ve never wanted children, my whole life my family and friends kept saying “oh you’ll change your mind when your older, all girls want to be a mother”. But I don’t, at least not the natural way. nothing scares me more than the thought of pregnancy/child birth. It’s the most horrible thing imaginable to me. I’m pretty sure I’ll just have a hysterechtomey because i’ll be free from menstration etc and plus it’s great contraceptoion!, and i’m never ever going to use it.
MAYBE I’d adopt, I don’t know, i’m not even that bothered. Some people think i’m an unnatural because I lack this desire to procreate. What are your thoughts? Am I soooo abnormal because I know I won’t have children of my own??
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My wife and I have been married for 19 years, but I fell for a woman I met at karaoke; any advice?

The guys and I from the tattoo shop went out for karaoke this past weekend, and I was needing to relax. The last thing I had in mind was giving my heart away, but hey, the heart wants what it wants.

We have our regular hangout and enjoy getting pissfaced drunk and singing awful karaoke. It’s all in good fun, and we really like just getting silly. Sometimes our old ladies come, but this weekend my wife wasn’t feeling well. She’s in her fourth month of pregnancy and was awful tired after working and taking care of the house and kids. I understood when she said she could sure use a break, so decided to go to karaoke and get out of her hair.

Anyway, I was having fun at karaoke, and was pretty buzzed; I had gotten up to sing my usual songs, “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” and “Living After Midnight”, when up strides a pure vision of heaven to the microphone. She was 5′ 9″ and about 190#, with a frizzy red home perm and that classy green eyeshadow like you used to see a lot of. She was wearing the tightest pair of stretch pants I ever laid my eyes on, and had a sleeveless t-shirt with the Sex Pistols on it. Before she took the microphone, she applied one more heavy layer of lipstick to her sensual lips, and grasped the microphone with a hand decorated with the finest nails to ever come out of a Korean beauty shop.

When she opened her mouth to sing, she drew her breath in with a wheeze, then let out the prettiest smoker’s hack I ever heard in my life. I tell you, it sounded like the bells of heaven. As the strains of Cher’s song “Dark Lady” filled the air, I sat hypnotized. She sang it all natural like, without any fancy embellishments like staying on key or on pitch. I almost pictured Cher herself singing it.

When she stepped down to my frantic applause, she glided by, her pants doing a swish-swish sound as the legs rubbed together. I stood up quick and said, “Pardon me, ma’am. Would you permit me the honour of buying the prettiest lady in here a drink?” “I’ll take a whiskey, and don’t get fresh, you freakin’ bastard”, she said. Not only did she have beauty, but a great personality, as well.

After that, we talked until the bar closed about bass fishing, and she gave me pointers about changing the oil in a ’52 Ford pickup. I told her I was married, and she was appalled to hear that my wife didn’t like me watching porn. She looked me dead in the eye and said, “I’d pick up my man porn on the way home from working the night shift at the loading docks.” I swear-to-gawd, I’m in love.

I can’t stop thinking about this sexy siren, and I’ve been fantasizing about her so much, my wife is growing suspicious. She caught me whacking it to “Dark Lady” and now thinks I have a thing for Cher, which kind of worries me, on account of I don’t want her getting any notions that her man has gone all lavender. I don’t know how to confess to her that I’m in love with another woman, though, and that I am seriously considering leaving her and our four kids and setting up the trailer of my dreams with the tastiest woman I ever seen. I know my wife wouldn’t understand; I mean, Lucille, the woman from karaoke, has a tat of Hank Williams on her stomach. What man can resist that?!

Any advice for my predicament?
Sheila!!! I tried to hide your identity on here, so as to protect you. Now that everyone has a look at you, I know someone will steal you away. 🙁
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I’m beginning to write a story. Jamie is a 40 year old woman but she seems that is 25 years old . Jamie is a very beautiful woman that has a very hot body: she has a very pretty face with brilliant green eyes, her black hair is very long that nearly arrrived to her hips, she’s tall and has an slender body decorated with big breasts, a pretty ass and amazing legs. Although this beauty she has a lonely life.
Her “only” love is her son Kevin who was born 20 years ago when she got pregnant after a “crazy night”. For Jamie, this pregnancy wasn’t a drama, she saw her pregnancy as the possibility to have a new experience, a natural birth. Jamie is very proud that she’s probably the only 20 year old girl that had a homebirth 20 years ago in her city.
Although Jamie is clearly heterosexual, she isn’t interested in men. In some way, we could say that she hates the masculine genre except her son. But now things are changing because Jamie is showing her affection for her son’s best friend, Victor (18 year old). She frequently accompanied Victor to his home and sometimes they had gone to supper outside but Jamie’s son, Kevin, doesn’t know these escapades.
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