Michelle answers:

There’s a new club (since 2002) in Ottawa, Canada, called the Ottawa Coven. If you have more questions, I recommend emailing the people on the website:http://www.eorurugby.com/clubs/index.php?cid=24

Just let them know your dillema, and they should help you out. Good luck.
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If it doesn’t work, here’s the contact info:
EORU Clubs
The Coven WRFC
Website:
Club Colours: Navy and Orange
Home Field: University of Ottawa Sportsplex / Terry Fox Athletic Facility
History:

Founded in 2002, The Coven is committed to offering opportunities for women of all ages to play rugby at either the recreational or competitive levels.

Our inaugural season was more successful than even we had hoped. We began the season as most new clubs do — playing short and praying for new arrivals — but by the end of the season, we had over 30 players registered and, although victory eluded us, we ended the season well pleased with both the experience and our progress.

Personal highlights included the selection of Brianna Hennessy to the Canadian Under-19 Women’s Team. Brianna joins our club captain, Sheila Schindel, who is listed with the National Under-23 squad.

The 2003 season has started with a bang — The Coven recording its first victory at the Oshawa Tournament on May 20th

Tanya Chaulk
Fixtures Contact (womens division)
Contact Details
tlchaulk@magma.ca
Home: (613) 726-9457

Sarah Cathrae
Role: President
Contact Details
sarah.cathrae@sympatico.ca
Home: (613) 792-4000

Sue Chaulk
Role: Club Coach
Contact Details
suzannem.chaulk@ccra-adrc.gc.ca
Home: (613) 445-5756

Michelle answers:

TV critics have discussed what you’ve noticed that the last 5 winners of the FOX Reality Competition were scuffy white young (aged 20 – 27 or so) men who play guitars and write their own “hits”. Such daily or weekly writing TV Critics at NY TIMES dot-com and WASHINGTON POST dot-com have covered this aspect of the entrenched leading TV series.

There is also an undercurrent of “hate-regard” for the trends on the show at the subversive website

VOTEFORTHEWORST dot-com — it contains links to other discussion locations on the worldwide web as far as reality singing / talent competitions.

I did not hear such griping about white males being over-favored on the NBC series “The Voice” — former Mouseketeer (as were Justin TImberlake, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera) Tony Lucca who is an older white guitar performing male singer DID NOT Win nor did the white male Opera Singer. I also believe that the voting base for the NBC series was more like the make-up of America itself and less over-representing pre-teen and tween girls who vote and over-vote.

It was perhaps anomalous last year when the 17-year-old male won out with a big percentage of actual record buyers — Scotty McCreery has a debut album that went platinum while many in the last 5 seasons were really not good singers as far as selling their music and packing audiences in for concerts. There are also review articles at music media / periodicals (like ROLLINGSTONE and BILLBOARD) that discuss how the voters are a predictable sort of young female TV viewers

EDIT: (9:15 a.m. Friday EASTERN) — this review of the Wedn.May 23 Finale focuses on “Middle-Aged women and Tween Girls” as biggest voters:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/tv-column/post/phil-phillips-american-idol-win-watched-by-22-mil–smallest-finale-audience-on-record/2012/05/24/gJQAxxYnnU_blog.html

Michelle answers:

1. The wafers push on the roof (to live in abundance; one lives there like a cock in paste).

2. To be married (without the blessing of the church) under the brush (to live in cohabitation, if it is a shame it is quite convenient – not too much to occupy itself of the proprieties). One also realizes that the brush is outside (the Masters are not at the house).

3. To look through its fingers (to close the eyes on a irregularity or an error because one benefits from it from a way or of another).

4. To remain shoes with the feet (to wait unnecessarily).

5. The insane ones receive the best charts (with innocent the full hands).

6. It shits on the world (it drives world, it mistakes it).

7. They are held by the nose (they are mistaken mutually).

8. The dice are thrown (the decision is made).

9. The world with back (opposite of what it should be).

10. That depends on the way in which fall the charts (chance).

11. To draw through the rings from the scissors (to act malhonnêtement in the exercise of its trade or its profession; or eye for eye).

12. It is more than one empty herring (many things are deeper than one could not believe it in the first access) or the herring hangs by its own hearing (one must support the consequences of his faults).

13. What can smoke against iron (it is useless to attack something of immutable).

14. The scissors are hung outside (symbol of the cutters of purse).

15. The touch-hen (to be concerned with things which does not exist yet).

16. A man with a binding around the head (perhaps: it is a fieffé rascal).

17. He pisses against the moon (he wants the impossible one) or he pissed against the moon (this business badly finished for him).

18. To make the beard with insane without soap (benefitting from the stupidity of others; to treat to the head of somebody).

19. That pushes out of the window (not to be able to hide something).

20. Two insane under a hood (the madness likes the company).

21. It plays on the pilori (when one is on the pilori, better is worth not to draw the attention to oneself, also: to adapt the good of others illegitimately).

22. The pigs wander in the corn (all goes from through) or when the corn decreases, the pig fattens itself (what is a disadvantage for one benefits the other).

23. It runs as if it had the fire with behind (it is very in a hurry, it is in a very annoying situation) or which eats fire shits of the sparks (which undertakes something of dangerous should not be astonished by the result obtained).

24. To take its coat in the wind (to change opinion with the liking of the circumstances, to be opportunist).

25. To throw the feathers with the wind (to lose the fruit of are work).

26. It looks at the stork (it baîlle with the crow).

27. With his plumage, one recognizes the bird.

28. To kiss the ring (to curve the spine exaggeratedly).

29. The beggar is annoyed that another beggar is held with the door.

30. He rubs its behind against the door (to make fun of the third like quarter) or he runs with his small package (each one has its burden to carry).

31. To fall from ox on the ass (to make bad deals).

32. To fish behind the net (to miss the occasion, to be agitated unnecessarily).

33. To blow with the ear (to put the chip at the ear).

34. He will confess himself to the devil (he entrusts his secrecies to his enemies).

35. To light a candle with the devil (it is good to have friends in all the camps; to flatter everyone).

36. It is marked with chalk (that will not be forgotten).

37. The stork receives the fox (Bruegel takes again the reason for the fable of Esope: two small drainage canals do not think that of their own advantage).

38. With what is used a beautiful dish if there is nothing inside?

39. It is healthy to piss in fire or it pissed so well that fire died out.

40. Two which shits by the same hole (two inseparable assistants).

41. The large fish eat the small ones.

42. To throw the money in water (to throw money down the drain).

43. A split wall is quickly abbatu.

44. It does not matter to which belongs the house which burns provided that one can heat oneself by embers (it seizes all the occasions to grow rich).

45. It trails the ball (in love misled; it commits suicide with work for something which does not have a direction).

46. The fear makes gallop the old woman.

47. When a blind man guides some another, they fall both in the ditch (when the incompetence is carried out by the incompetence, the business must badly turn).

48. The horse droppings are not figs (not to take bladders for lanterns).

49. The voyage is not finished because one sees the church and the bell-tower (the goal is reached only when one entirely completed his task).

50. It holds the sail with the eye (it is vigilant).

51. To have the wind in poop (one succeeds easily under good conditions).

52. The corbels fly where is the carrion.

53. Why the geese go do naked feet? (there must be a good reason).

54. This proverb cannot be identifé with certainty. Two interpretations are possible: It sees dancing the bears (the hunger torments it so much that it sees dancing the bears) or the wild bears like to be together (which shame which the man cannot mean with his similar).

55. It hangs its cape with the barrier (it breaks with the uses without knowing if it will be accustomed with its new environment).

56. To swim with counter-current (which rebels against the law and does not incline itself will have the difficult life).

57. To hold an eel by the tail (a difficult business which will fail).

58. It will be confessed to the devil (it entrusts its secrecies to its enemies).

59. In the leather of others one cuts beautiful belts (to be generous with the good of others).

60. It is suspended between sky and ground (it was put in an embarrassing situation and does not know how to leave there).

61. To fall through the basket (to fail in a company).

62. Not to support that the sun is shining in water (the oppulence of my next makes me sorrow; envy, jealousy)

63. To know to take fish with its hands (he is crafty one it is a veined accomplice, i.e. He benefits from the work of the others – while the others throw the nets, he withdraws fish from them).

64. To have sat on burning coals (to be distressed and of an extreme impatience).

65. One cannot turn the pin with him.

66. It roasts herring for the abrasion (to sacrifice a thing of little value to obtain one more grans favours, to give an egg to have an ox).

67. To have sat between two chairs in ash (to let pass the occasion).

68. A rodent of pillar (a hypocrite).

69. It carries water in a hand and fire in the other (it false and is decreased).

70. It would bind the devil on a cushion (the stubbornness of spite comes even to end from the devil).

71. The sow bursts the barrel (bad management; the negligence is paid).

72. It is in its armour (enrager, being soup with milk).

73. It knocks the head against the wall (to want to undertake the impossible one while being acariâtre and without regards for others).

74. It attaches the grelot to the neck of the cat (when somebody envisages a business and reveals it with everyone, its company will turn badly. Or to take care of a difficult mission).

75. An iron eater.

76. To be armed to the teeth.

77. Mow-there, does not skin it (do not make pass your advantage above all).

78. One mows the sheep the other the piglets (one has all the advantages, the other all the disadvantages or one saw in opulence the other in misery).

79. One puts on the stopper rod what the other file (to spread of calumnies).

80. Many cries and little wool.

81. Patient like lamb

82. It revêt his/her husband of a blue cape (it misleads it).

83. It moves the day with baskets (it wastes its time to be occupied of useless things).

84. It throws pinks (pearls) with pourceaux (cf Matthieu 7,6 – To grant something to qulqu’ one of which it is unable to appreciate the value).

85. It fills the pit when the calf drowned (to cure the error when misfortune arrived).

86. It is necessary courver if one wants to make his way in the world (it is necessary to be malignant and servile to become somebody).

87. He bleeds the pig by the paunch (the business is already regulated, it is without call).

88. Two dogs never agree on a bone (dipsuter, to bait both on the same business; symbol of cupidity and mistrust specific to envieux).

89. It makes dance the world on its inch (all obey to him the rod).

90. To put on a beard of packing to our lord (to try to mystify qulqu’ one by tricks).

91. They draw to have the longest piece of the craquelin (each one seeks its own advantage).

92. It sat with the light (it is made shade with itself).

93. The love is side or hangs the purse.

94. To yawn in front of the furnace or it must yawn a long time, that which would like to yawn more extremely than the furnace (it tries to open a mouth larger than the door of a furnace, i.e. It over-estimates its forces).

95. It takes egg of hen and lets escape that from goose (it is miserly and makes the bad choice).

96. It has evil to arrive of one bread at the other (it does not manage to join the two ends).

97. A spade without handle (an useless object? The significance is not clear; the object is a scraper).

98. It seeks the hatchet (a loophole, a pretext)

99. The handle and knocked (the whole? The significance is dubious).

Michelle answers:

Sorry but you can’t- if you check the FAQ at most of the networks they will tell you NOT to bother sending them scripts/ideas as they just
Throw them Away without Reading them

Movie/TV writers have Agents and usually have to belong to the Writer’s union ( writer’s guild)

ABC
“What are ABC’s guidelines for unsolicited submissions of story ideas or concepts?

Unfortunately, ABC and The Walt Disney Company’s long-established policy does not allow the network to accept for review or consideration any ideas, suggestions, or creative materials not solicited by us or our subsidiaries. Our intention is to avoid misunderstandings when projects are created internally which might be similar to submissions made to us from outside the company.

Http://abc.go.com/faq?lid=ABCCOMGlobalFooter&lpos=FAQ#23

Fox.com

“5. I have written a script for my favorite FOX show. Where can I send it?

ANSWER:

Keep on writing…..the more you write the better you will get !!

But….
Do not send in ideas or scripts to FOX or to the show unless it is through an accredited agent. ALL unsolicited ideas and scripts are left unopened and are THROWN AWAY. This is for YOUR protection.

You can get a list of agents who are willing to look at new writers from the Writers Guild of America West (located in LA). ”
http://www.fox.com/community/askfox/