Politics, abortion and the LSD. ?

Since Governor Palin’s addition to the Republican Presidential ticket has again brought up abortion as a discussion point for an election, consider this; if an anti-abortion law is passed, who will be responsible for policing it and how would they go about it?

Let’s imagine if pro-lifers get their way and abortion is again made illegal:

A woman goes to her doctor to get a pregnancy test and it comes back positive. To protect the child and assure the new law will not be broken, the doctor would have to call some newly created anti-abortion government department. Let’s call it the “Life Security Department”, LSD for short. There goes the woman’s privacy, because now the LSD knows she is pregnant and to protect the child, the woman most be put under a 24 hour, nine month “life watch” to make sure she does not make an attempt to receive an illegal abortion. Or better yet, to save some of the tax funding to the LSD, we simply force every woman who has been reported pregnant to show up at a local LSD office nine months later with a baby. The baby can then be DNA tested to prove it is hers. If no baby is produced in nine months, then she would need to provide the LSD with medical records proving a natural miscarriage.

Doctors selling out their patient’s privacy is not enough oversight though, what about keeping track of home pregnancy tests? We could tie the LSD into a bar code system that forces every business that sells pregnancy test to automatically record the name and address of the person who purchased one, so that the LSD can log her into their system for potential pregnancy tracking. But what if it was some friend or family member who purchased it for her? The LSD can take that person(s) to Guantanamo Bay and detain and interrogate them until they confess who and where the possibly pregnant woman is!!

What about women who don’t buy a test or don’t go to a doctor and just decide to wait to see if they miss a period and then go seek out illegal abortions? Simple solution: LSD funded neighborhood menstrual offices. Every American female of child bearing age would be required to register with the local LSD menstrual office and then provide once a month “proof” of menstruation. The “proof” would then go through DNA testing to assure she has not switched her “proof” with another non-pregnant woman.

If a woman somehow slips through LSD’s nearly air tight net and manages to obtain an abortion, or through deliberate action causes the early termination of her pregnancy, then it’s off to jail with her. The charge? Murder in the first degree, of course. Duh!! What else could be the charge for violating an established law that prohibits knowingly taking a human life, or haven’t pro-lifers thought that far ahead?

The reason abortion is legal in this country is because back when it was illegal, it didn’t work. It could not be properly policed or punished without extreme violations of privacy rights. IMO trying to make abortion illegal again is bar far the most short-sighted idea in the history of the modern world! Policing it would make what Homeland Security is doing seem like amateur night. So what would be the point of passing a law that would be created in theory to protect life, but has proven in the past to be unenforceable without privacy violations and if taken to its logical legal conclusion would result in life imprisonment or the death penalty for those who violate it?

i really don’t no what to do?

Well i am 16, i am in college doing dance iv been dancing since i was 3.

am 5ft8 and weight 10stone i am quite muscly with alittle puppy fat on my stomach thats about it

but the problem is i used to be very skinny but now iv changed and everyone says i look fine and am healthy including my GP

but my mum always says watch what your eating and when ever i am talkin to her shes always looking me up and down and staring at me she even when to the stages of makin me do a pregnancy test just cos i have a little puppy fat wich is natural for my age and will drop of in time but i really dont no what to do she makes me feel awful she is very slim because she cant eat properly because of a bowl condition i just feel like shes ashamed of me being healthy my granmar also gangs up with her sayin iv put all this weight on she wont go 1 day without mentioning it

and its going to start effecting how i eat i peviosly had an eating disorder

helppppppp

Am i underweight???????

I have had sever problems with my menstruation, have had all sorts of tests done, do not have PCOS either, everything is perfect but still keep missing my period befor january i didnt have a period for a year, january period was induced by progesterone challenge 10mg for 7 days(period was january 20-25th), used progesterone cream february had a period february 16th-21st, still have not had period this month have had tender nipples this past week, negative pregnancy test..
My height is 5’2-5’3 and i weight in between 106-108 is this underweight??????What else could i do?? hubby and i would like to conceive..
Have seen a gyno he did nothing because i have had all the tests done already
I have also tried OVULEX (big waste of time and money)
Have tried natural herbs such as vitex, female toner, red clover, acupuncture and their herbs ect nothing is working..I JUST WANT A BABY why is this so hard. I’m very upset:(

after miscarriage need anwsers please!!!?

HI the doctor said i had a full natural miscarriage… does this mean once the bleeding stops all of the tissue is gone and no longer in me? also i went in today to take a pregnancy test after the misscarriage was last week and the pregnancy test was negative… does this mean my HCG is back to normal?? thanks in advance for all you help!!!
to dez… i know i misscarried and the baby is gone but i can not try to have another until my hcg is normal and the doctor made me take a pregnancy test and did not do blood work… i did not choose to do that on my own!!!