Is it possible to have a pregnancy without being poked and prodded?

I am 26, married, and I am absolutely terrified of becoming pregnant! I have a few friends who are currently pregnant, and a few who just had babies, and the stories I hear make me so afraid!
My co-worker is 6 months pregnant, and she tells me every detail of what she goes through with her pregnancy. For instance, she just had a glucose test where they made her drink a disgusting sugar drink and then had diarrhea for 3 days. She told me about an anal exam, blood work, (I’m also terrified of needles) and a whole lot of other tests that doctors “require” to help you have a baby.

So, here’s my question: Is it possible to have a natural pregnancy? No blood work, no anal exams, no glucose tests, just plain old pregnancy. (I mean, with birth death rates being what they are, should we even be messing with nature?)
This is what I mean about the childbirth deathrates:
“**ETA**The fact is the United States has the highest pregnancy related death rates of any “civilized” country and the most interference with pregnancy and childbirth.”
OMG some of these answers are absolutely ridiculous! Obviously I know I can have a child without seeing a doctor seeing as billions of people have had children without doctors. That’s not my question.

I thought I might clear things up: I am actually looking for a way to research the subject of having a baby IN AMERICA without all the lab work. I tried looking on google for “natural pregnancy” but all I keep getting is how to GET pregnant naturally. Or, how to have natural childbirth (ie-without drugs.) Is this something that’s practiced in the US, or any other civilized country? Like, if I get a midwife or Doula when I finally become pregnant, will they still require all that awful testing?

C section first pregnancy, and second will be natural,will my tummy go down this time.?

Any experiences of your tummy going down after having c section, and then having a natural birth. I am not far apart, son 14 months old. My tummy didnt go down alot with my first, then i fell pregnant, if i breastfeed will it go down, if i dont willl it go down as it is a different birth.
Im doing a vbac

Would I still have a natural protection against pregnancy while breast feeding?

I am currently breast feeding my 8 months old, she is on solids foods as well. I have not had my period back. I know during the first few months you have some what of a natural protection against pregnancy while breast feeding, my questions is at 8 months do you still have one. I know it’s not %100 effective, even during the first few months.

My husband and I are using condoms, but one failed to work. So now I am a little worried. I know it’s possible because I would not know if I am ovulating or not.
It broke, probable wasn’t on correctly.
ladyren: For your information I know I can get pregnant! I did take sex-ed, and have a very good understanding of how reproduction works. My question was do you still have a natural protection. I know nothing is %100 effective.

BTW
We both are perfectly fine with having another baby, if it happens it happens. I would like to have them a little bit apart, but am OK if they are not.
I called the pharmacist and they said you can not take Plan B while breast feeding. I would have to not breast fed.

What is the risk of pregnancy?

My boyfriend, (we are in a comitted relationship) and we both prefer natural contraception. He doesn’t ever ejaculate in me but what are chances on pregnancy?
PS: Were old enough to take care of the consequences if our method fails.